theres been a change of plans, I WON CHRISTIANS IN A POKER GAME W/JESUS. you all must worship me now. cool huh
March 6, 2010 by admin
Filed under Poker Tabe FAQ
listen, i had the time of my life last night, i was playing poker with jesus, muhammid, moses, ishtar and a wierd little man named nate. we had a pretty big pile of cash and other things in the middle of the table….it was me jesus and ishtar…ishtar folds, i call…..10 of facts beats 30 of fanatics. so long story short, my name is cliff, and you can start by washing my car.
oh yeah, obey me or youll go to hell!!! if you obey theres heaven and candy, also my death was very painful, did it for you, yadda, yadda, yadda. if any of you see jesus, tell him i want my carton of newports.
-thanks
I guess you were knocked unconscious when Nate pulled a lever and activated the secret trap door beneath your chair. Nate was the official winner of that poker game, not you, which is a good thing.
Because as we all know, better Nate than lever.
I guess you were knocked unconscious when Nate pulled a lever and activated the secret trap door beneath your chair. Nate was the official winner of that poker game, not you, which is a good thing.
Because as we all know, better Nate than lever.
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